Dentist:  “Mr. Snerdley,  I just examined your X-Rays. You have 4 cavities and you will need root canal work on one  tooth”.

Man in brown shirt and shorts: “I am the UPS man.  I think that’s your patient in the waiting room; the man with the expensive suit and the Rolex watch.   I just saw him get out of a brand new Porsche convertible”.

Dentist: “Nurse, bring Mr. Snerdley into the treatment room and seat him in the chair”.

Dentist: [To the real Mr. Snerdley]  “I just examined your X-rays.  You will need a full set of upper and lower implants”.