MISSING WIFE

Doctor:  Why are you here, Mr. Roth? Mr. Roth: Your office called me and told me I need to make an appointment. Doctor:  Yes, but why did you make the appointment? Mr. Roth:  Because your office manager told me to. Doctor:  We are not getting anyplace, let me check your records. Doctor:  You seem to have lost a lot of …

Good Neighbors

Little boy: “Daddy, what were you doing in Mrs. Jones garage?” Daddy: “I was helping Mrs. Jones fix her lawn mower.” Little boy: “Can’t Mr. Jones do that?” Daddy: “Mr. Jones is out of town.” Little boy: “They should get a new lawn mower, Its always breaking down.” Daddy: “Good neighbors help their neighbors.” Little boy: “How come it takes …