Bleep You and Bleep The Bleeping Cat

This little piece of prose could have been titled New  Acquaintance or Is He Hard of Hearing?   Instead I decided the title should be the last sentence. I am sitting in the lab at Valley Medical Center waiting to be called for a blood test. As I was driving to the lab I was thinking of my late wife.  The …

Telephone Conversation

Gentleman from India named Stu: I can give you 100 Viagra for $179.00.  Guaranteed to work. Me (Shouting into my empty house): Honey, they are guaranteed to work. Me (to Stu): Which is better, Viagra, Cialis, or Levitra.  My wife likes Viagra, my girlfriend likes Cialis, my best friend’s wife likes Levitra. Stu: Really? Why don’t you try our samples …