Waitress:  “Would you like to start with something to drink”?

Young male patron: [Winking at his friends], “I’d like to start with you, baby”.

Waitress: “I’m not a baby, but you clearly are”.

Young male patron: “The customer is always right”, while snickering to his friends. “Bring me a diet coke”.

Waitress: “Would you like that with lemon”?

Young male patron:  “No, I’d like that with you” [once again snickering]   

Waitress:  [5 minutes later] “Here’s your diet coke”.

Young male patron:  “Thanks, Babe.  This tastes funny”.

Waitress: “Oh, really?”