Modern Dentistry

Dentist:  “Mr. Snerdley,  I just examined your X-Rays. You have 4 cavities and you will need root canal work on one  tooth”. Man in brown shirt and shorts: “I am the UPS man.  I think that’s your patient in the waiting room; the man with the expensive suit and the Rolex watch.   I just saw him get out of …

Applebee’s

Waitress:  “Would you like to start with something to drink”? Young male patron: [Winking at his friends], “I’d like to start with you, baby”. Waitress: “I’m not a baby, but you clearly are”. Young male patron: “The customer is always right”, while snickering to his friends. “Bring me a diet coke”. Waitress: “Would you like that with lemon”? Young male …