Modern Dentistry
Posted by admin on Mar 2nd, 2016 in Microfiction
Dentist: “Mr. Snerdley, I just examined your X-Rays. You have 4 cavities and you will need root canal work on one tooth”. Man in brown shirt and shorts: “I am the UPS man. I think that’s your patient in the waiting room; the man with the expensive suit and the Rolex watch. I just saw him get out of …
Applebee’s
Posted by admin on Mar 2nd, 2016 in Microfiction
Waitress: “Would you like to start with something to drink”? Young male patron: [Winking at his friends], “I’d like to start with you, baby”. Waitress: “I’m not a baby, but you clearly are”. Young male patron: “The customer is always right”, while snickering to his friends. “Bring me a diet coke”. Waitress: “Would you like that with lemon”? Young male …