First and Quickest Date

She said: “I recognized you from your bowtie and sun glasses but I thought you said you were going to wear a blue jacket”. He said:  “I am color-blind.  I have several jackets that are exactly alike except for color. I guessed this is the blue one.  I guess I was wrong.  What color is it”? She said: Light gray. …

Modern Families

Young female patient:  “Is it my thyroid?  Why have I gained so much weight”? Doctor: “Congratulations,  you are  4 months pregnant”. Young female patient:  “Oh”. Doctor:  “Do you and your husband want a child”? Young female patient:  “I am not married”. Doctor: Do you know who the father is? Young female patient: “My boyfriend.  I broke up with him yesterday …