Little boy: “Daddy, what were you doing in Mrs. Jones garage?”
Daddy: “I was helping Mrs. Jones fix her lawn mower.”
Little boy: “Can’t Mr. Jones do that?”
Daddy: “Mr. Jones is out of town.”
Little boy: “They should get a new lawn mower, Its always breaking down.”
Daddy: “Good neighbors help their neighbors.”
Little boy: “How come it takes so long to fix? I watched four shows of SpongeBob Squarepants while you were fixing it.”
Daddy: “Mrs.Jones was out of oil.  I had to run to the store to get some oil.”
Little boy: “How come it always breaks down when mommy is visiting Aunt Marie in California and Mr. Jones is out of town?”
Daddy: “Don’t ask so many questions.”